[opinio]

Ну честное слово не знаю куда это запихнуть и с какими тегами.
Кримпы - маленькие смешные песенки без смысла. Хотя я уже начинаю его видеть.

Кримпы

1. Soup

Soup

Soup, soup, a tasty soup, soup
A spicy carrot and corriander
[Chilli Chowder]
CRUTON CRUTON
Crunchy friends in a liquid broth
I am dispatchio, oh
I am missala soho.
Misso misso,
Fighting in the Dojo,
Misso misso...
Oriental friends in the land of SOUP

перевод

Суп, суп, вкусный суп
Суп, острая морковка и кориандр
Похлебка из чили.
Сухарики, сухарики,
хрустящие друзья в жидком бульоне.
Я овощной суп, оу
Я летний суп, оу
Соевый соус борется в Додзе.
Соевый соус.
Азиатский принц в стране супов.

2. The Pancake Song
eggs, milk and flour, pancake power,
look at his milky yellow sunshine face
flip it now flip it good oo
flip it now flip it good oo
some are salt
some are sweet
some are fruit
some are meat
the time we used the chive
it really came alive!
edbile frisbies
springtime tuesday
i like to boogie.

перевод

Молоко, яйцо, мука - в этом сила блинчикА!
Взгляни на его солнечное желтое молочное лицо
Брось сейчас, брось ага,
Брось вот так, брось ага
Тот соленый, этот сладкий
Тот фруктовый, этот с мясом
Пришли времена чеснока
Съедобные фрисби - весенний вторник
Я типа буги

3.Bouncy Bouncy

Bouncy Bouncy
Oh such a good time
Bouncy Bouncy
Shoes all in a line
Bouncy Bouncy
Everybody
summersault,
summersault
Summertime
Everybody sing along
Bouncy Bouncy
oh such a good time
Bouncy Bouncy
White socks slipping down
Bouncy Bouncy
Styletos are a no no
Bouncy Bouncy oh
Bouncy Bouncy oh
Everytime i bounce i feel i could touch the skyee

перевод

Прыжок, прыжок
О, как это здоровo
Прыжок, прыжок
Подошвы параллельны
Прыжок, прыжок
Все кувыркаются
Кувырок! Летняя пора
Все поют
Прыжок, прыжок
О, как это здорово
Прыжок, прыжок
Белые носки легко приземляются
Прыжок, прыжок
Нет каблукам!
Прыжок, прыжок! У
Прыжок, прыжок! У
Когда я прыгаю, мне кажется,
я задеваю небо

4. The way Crimp
Crimpity crimpity now now
Crimpity crimpity ask me how
Crimpity crimpity humble pie
Crimpity crimpity ping dong
paping ping tong
Crimpity crimpity ping pong

sugarman
light sauce
why did you come to me
put me in a coma
woke up in the future
robot man can you help me find my way
bom bom bom bom bom bom
i cant understand the things you say

cute mouse
i took you from the underground
& brought you home

i put you in my jacket pocket
and took you to the meeting
i put you in my jacket pocket
and took you to the meeting

put you in my jacket pocket X3
put you in my jacket

jean claude jackette
with his jacket on
jean claude jackette
with his jacket off
jacket on
jacket off
jacket on
jacket off

oooh oooh ooh i did a twisty
oooh ooh oooh a tiny twisty

Crimpity crimpity now now
Crimpity crimpity ask me how
Crimpity crimpity out my way
Crimpity crimpity you will pay
bing bong bing bing bong
Crimpity crimpity fuck you

перевод

Кримп-крипм, давай-давай,
Кримп-кримп, повторяй.
Кримп-кримп, обломитесь!
Кримп, кримп.
Динь-дон, бом-бом-бом
Кримп-кримп, пинг-пон
Сахарный мальчик, источник света,
зачем ты явился мне?
Уложил меня в кому,
Я очнулся в будущем.
Робот-андроид, в зашел с тупик!
Я не понимаю твой язык.
Канализационная крыса, я тебя люблю
Найду тебя в метро и домой принесу
Посажу в карман жакета
И пойду на встречу
Посажу в карман жакета
И пойду на встречу
Посажу в карман жакета,
Посажу в карман жакета,
Посажу в карман жакета,
Посажу в карман жакета,
Жан Клод Жакетов -
В жакете
Жан Клод Жакетов -
Без жакета.
В жакете, без жакета
В жакете, без жакета
У, у, я сделал изгиб.
У, у, крошечный изгиб.
Кримп-крипм, давай-давай,
Кримп-кримп, повторяй.
Кримп-кримп, прочь с дороги!
Кримп-кримп, уносите ноги!
Динь-дон, бом-бом-бом
Кримп-кримп,
Идите на хер.

5.Calm a llama down
Calm a llama down
Calm a llama down
calm a llama deep down in the ocean
blue like a barnicle
Sitting in the tight place
Laughing at the monkey arm
Pulling like a china boy
kadaway kadaway kadaway noise
boing chi kah masala

перевод

Успокоить ламу.
Дать покоя ламе глубоко в океане.
В голубых очках.
Сидя на корточках.
Смеяться, словно обезьянка.
Тащиться словно китаянка.
Тмин, тмин, тмин, тмин, шум
Боинг, Чи-Ка Масалаа
Боинг, Чи-Ка Масалаа Оооооо
Зуб! Зуб!

6. Jigsaw Crimp
Puzzle piece, Puzzle pie,
find the peice of missing sky,
Put it in the wrong place,
jam it in the bear's face,
Canadian landscape with the sky-faced bear,
(growls)
The jigsaw times
boing chi kah masala
ohhhhh tooth tooth

перевод

Пазл-пазл не собрал,
Кусок от неба потерял
Против всех известных правил
Ты его в медведя вставил
Канадский пейзаж
с небесноликим мишкой.

7. Stickleback
Stickleback,
Stickeleback,
Stickleback,
bourjouis.
Cresty in the bingo hall,
running like a china horse.
Mmn p-ta masala,
Mmn p-ta masala.
Kentish town, Kentish town, yeah!
Kentish town, Kentish town, no!

перевод

Колюшка, колюшка, колюшка, буржуазная
Хрустит в игральном зале бинго, бежит, как китайская шлюха,
Кентский город, Кентский город. Дааа
Кентский город, Кентский город. Неет

8. Twisteroony
Ooh ooh ooh
I did a twisty
Ooh ooh ooh
A tiny twisty

Twist him up,
Twist him down
Twist him all around like the cobra
Dancing to the music of the pipe
The pipe, the pipe, the pipe of life

Iyeeaiieeaiieeai
Caramacarama
Cinema in the night
Such a good thing
Dont forget to bring popcorn
Tony and his paper castle

перевод

У, у, я сделал изгиб.
Ух, Ух, крошечный изгиб.
Гни их вверх, гни их вниз.
Гни свой маленький каприз, словно кобра.
Танцуя под свирель, свирель,
свирель, свирель, живую свирель.
Вино, казино, ночное кино
Это хорошо
Не забудь поп-корн.
Тони и бумажный замок!

Ну и просто песенки:

1. Naboolio
Naboolio, why did you have to go?
Naboolio, we really love you so.

I heard you sing you had a lovely voice
The way you danced I really had no choice

Naboolio, why did you leave us so?
Naboolio, why did you have to go?

(Then Bollo raps 'sucking on my...)

2.Love Games
Love games?
Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me?
I just wanna know what to do 'cause I need your love a lot
Oh come on now
Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me?
I just wanna know what to do 'cause I need your love a lot
Oh come on now
Moving too fast, this isn't a race ooh
Baby back off and lower the pace now
Slow it down, and give me some space, mmmh
Moving too fast, this isn't a race. ah ah
*funky music insert*
Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me?
I just wanna know what to do 'cause I need your love a lot
Oh come on now
Moving too fast this isn't a race ooooh
Will you back off and lower the pace now?
Slow it down, and give me some place.
Moving too fast this isn't a race.
I'm Old Gregg
I know I think you said
Come on don't make me beg now
'cause I'm not your regular guy
don't be shy
do you love me.

3.The Tundra Rap
Oh my God!
Ice floe, no where to go,
ice floe, no where to go,
lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundra!
Check him out!
They call him the shrew,
arms in short, in with the claw!
I'm little Johnny Frostbite,
movin' around,
freezing you up,
freezing you down like an icicle,
coming in your tent in the pink light scissor bite.
Arctic death,
infinite night.
Call me tundra boy,
because I move like an arctic lizard,
when the blizzard strikes,
I disappear like a pipe dream.
All that's left is a gleam,
on a tent peg.
Boosh, Boosh,
stronger than a moose,
don't lock your door, or we'll come through your rooftop.
Stop, look round, take your mind off the floor,
cos the Boosh is loose and we're a little bit raw!
Ice floe, no where to go,
ice floe, no where to go,
lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundra!

4Charlie's Song
A-Charlie come, a-Charlie come
A-bubble gum
Charlie!
Burstin' your bubble like a Hubba Bubba nightmare
Charlie
Pink Mr Doom
Feel my chewy justice
Wrapping around your heart and mind and ripcage
Wrapping around your heart, your mind, your soul
We can jellico, we can jellico
Burstin' your bubble like a Hubba Bubba nightmare
Charlie come, a-Charlie come, a-Charlie...

5 Isolation
All the things I'll never see
All the things I'll never be
All there is that's left for me
Is here in this eternity
Of isolation

The cavalcade, the jamboree
Of life I thought was meant for me
I never dreamed that it would be
Replaced by this eternity
Of isolation.

All the things I'll never see
All the things I'll never be
All my hopes are memory
All there is that's left for me
Is isolation.

6. Nanageddon
Blood on the walls, of London Town
Satan's evil in a nylon gown
Evil cakes
Fiery Lakes
Nanageddon's coming with a demon in a wig
Evil cakes
Fiery Lakes
Nanageddon's coming with a demon in a wig

The Thames is red, the moon is dead
Little Jimmy crying got a needle in his head

7. This is an outrage!
Night time creatures
Aged beasters
Chasin' you down
Huntin' you down
Draggin' you down
Like an aged demon
Wrinkled evil
Sucking the life from the youthfull faces
The moon is scared, can't compare
Wrinkled evil in an aged night mare
Blood on the walls of London Town
Satan's evil in a nylon gown
Evil cakes
Fiery Lakes
Nanageddon's coming bringing demons in her wake
Evil cakes, Fiery lakes
Nanageddon's coming bringing demons in her wake

8.Are We To Be Married On The Morrow?
Are we to be married on the morrow my child or will I always be alone?
Are we to be together forever and a day or will life always be this way?
Because I dreamed of a hedge
Where you laid your head
The grass was red
The seagull screamed
What can it mean?
Was it just a dream?
Am I too obscene for your eyes?
Are we to be married on the morrow my child?
Or will life always be this way?
Or will life always be this way
Sing it now
Or will life always be this way?
Sing ony...
Can I ever love?
Will I ever touch?
Can I ever see?
Can I ever dream?
Will I ever be?
Can I ever find what I need?
I can't see I can't breathe
Yeah
Iнm spiralling down infinity
Oh look what you did
You came into my wood
With your tiny little eyes and your hair made of wool
Now itнs over (wooh)
Now I loved you and oh how I needed you
Oh lying down on the floor
Like a crispy noodle cup boy (yeah)
Dreaming that you were once the child of a wolf
With your paper arms and wrists
I worshipped you
I needed you
With your see-through scorpion underbelly
And your tiny little claws
Hammering away at the pigeons eyebrow
Climbing up your head as if were an elaborate childнs climbing frame
Oh, ladders to the moon
With your cardboard page three paisley silver eyes
(Sing it now, sing it now, sing it now) [repeat]
And value of your structured silhouette
Creeping around you like a chinese cadbury wolf
Itнs over
I hate you
Itнs over (oh yeah)

9. Monkey Stole My face
Monkey stole my face
Took me down to another place
Now Iнm leader of their race
Iнm a monkey king
Iнm a monkey king
Iнm a tiny little monkey
Iнm a tiny little monkey king

As I wandered through the jungles of India
All the monkey folk they came to me
And they looked up and they said
Vince noir - rock and roll star, we need your face
Why, why do you want my face?
Because its only then can we truly lead with a human face
And yours is the one we want
Give us it

Monkey stole my face
Took me down to another place
Now Iнm leader if their race

Iнm a monkey king
Iнm a monkey king
Leader of the apes
Stole my face
Yeah

10.Еlectro boy
Driving along a plastic dream
Heart beats fast like a tiny machine
I am electro boy
I am electro girl
Skating along on a perspex scene
Crystal moccasins
Bionic cheese
I am electro boy
I am electro girl
Driving along a plastic dream
Heart beats fast like a tiny machine
I am electro boy
I am electro girl
Skating along on a perspex scene
Crystal moccasins
Bionic cheese

11. Future Saloirs
Future sailors
We're future sailors
Electronic castaway
Digital stowaway
Cyborg sea-dog,
Tell me what you dream of
Future sailors
Oh yeah!
Future sailors
Oh yeah!
Robot starfish
Nylon admiral

12.Hippy Nonsense - эта хорошая, правда
follow me
forget the world
look around at the wonderness of nature
never fear
everything is here
and you don't need your friends or family
we're your family
come with me and then you will see
everything you need within life
hey ho it's easy letting go
when nothing before was real
look into our eyes
you can see the future
look into our eyes
we can see your soul
we will be together
everything is good here
listen to your heart
everything is good here
nothing before was real
never fear
everything is here
and you don't need your friends or family
hey ho it's easy letting go
we're your family
we're your family
look into our eyes
you can see the future
look into our eyes
we can see your soul
hey ho it's easy letting go
when nothing before was real
listen to your heart
everything is good here
nothing before was real

13. Trapped In A Box
Trapped in a box by a cockney nutjob
Have a cup of tea...have a cup of tea
Im the hitcher
Let me put you in the picture
Creeping in your room in the dead of night
With me solo polo vision

Im a cockney geezer...watch me bleed ya
I'll do the ripper, when he watches you nip her
I taught him how to slice
I cut him up a treat

Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
Cor me shivers with your melons...oh yeah

Coming in strong like a freakshow nightmare
Dancing skeletons - white, blue and yella euns
Moving through the shadows with the speed of a cat
And if you cross us weíll cut ya
And you ainít gonna like that...

Im bad juju
I use voodoo if I choose to
I harness the forces of evil to abuse you
With power, a bellow, an evil magnet
Sucking up your soul
And you ainít gonna like that.

Is it Written?

Is it written that a man should die for a dream?
Is it written that a man should die for nothing?
Is it dead is it written that a man must dieeeeeeeee

14. Freak - а эта про реальность. гы-гы
Disfigured and alone
Crawling in the shadows
Must I live like a freak?
Deformed useless and embarrassed
Freak freak